Yes. That size is 13, when they can — perhaps — act like an adult human being. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
I'm more against a completely unregulated marketplace. Read more
Dictionary.com seems to believe you are wrong. The term has two meanings, the second of which is, in fact, as a synonym to gourmet and epicure. Read more
I mean, considering I was up until 4 AM last night playing it, I'm not really sure I was making fun of games... Read more
I'm not really sure how to respond to this, a) because I was really, really glad to see the Netherlands beat Spain, and I'm rooting for them in this World Cup, and b) because what the fuck? No. It's not "entitled" to not want to deal with screaming children at an incredibly fancy restaurant. We're not talking about… Read more
I was going to dismiss her, but your response is too perfect. Now I can't. Read more
Awww, someone's all grumpy! Read more
You can teach them all that stuff at restaurants that AREN'T super-fancy. There is a world of difference between Alinea and Olive Garden, and there are plenty of restaurants that fall distinctly between the two of them. There's plenty of pseudo-fancy places that can be used as training wheels (McCormick's was the one… Read more
Do tell! I didn't hear about this. Read more
A COLLECTION. I die. Read more
It tastes like death. I mean that literally — aspartame tastes like the literal embodiment of death. Read more
Hah, St. Andrew's — the same one that gave the US Whitney Cummings (we're so, so sorry for that, btw). We went there at the same time, actually. Read more
And yet, you care enough to comment. BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Read more
You're going to catch so much shit for this, but it made me laugh really hard. Read more
See, I really don't have any issue with parents who handle the situation like that at any restaurant up to really fancy places. For me, there's just a line, and places like Alinea are it — some things are adult spaces. There's nothing wrong with that. Read more
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA thank you for teaching me what this is, Sid Meier's Civilization. Read more
A science teacher at my high school was Bulgarian — he had been a college professor, but hadn't liked it and decided he wanted to go teach high school. His English was basically perfect, except occasionally his accent made things come out...funny (he honestly sounded like a Bond villain, and on the very last day of… Read more
I IMMEDIATELY recognized what this was from, too. Read more
Oh Jesus fucking Christ. Read more
"Kyrgyzstan? Isn't that in Ohio somewhere?" Read more