They are. I'm sure this one was as well. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout
Wait until you see what I have next week. Ice pack edges it for me, but just barely. Read more
To be fair, I've worked hot places in summer — you can keep champagne corks from firing off like rockets if you know what you're doing, which most people don't (twist it off slowly, hold your hand on the end, use a towel as a cushion). Read more
Hahahahahahaha "I am the chandelier, sir." Read more
There's a pretty solid 4-month backlog at this point, so if you're really bored and need a laugh, hopefully that'll help. Keep an eye out for anything with a big picture/text — those are generally the features. Read more
He was a badass. He lived to 92, which in my mom's family might as well be 517. Read more
...ok? Read more
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See, I don't get when someone can't grasp a word like that. "Fa-hee-tas." Simple sounds. I just don't get it. Read more
Oh God, the fucking "Chi-pole-tee" people. NO. STAHP. STAHP THAT. WRONG. Read more
I sing this to myself ALL THE TIME. Read more
I feel like there will be at least one person who somehow tries to make a dipshit comment about this being ethnocentric or something. Read more
I mean, if you're severely allergic, though, you have a responsibility to tell that to your server. That's the rule as a server — we promise to do everything possible to accommodate your allergies as long as the customer bloody well tells us what those allergies are. Read more
I had had their previous teachers, and I damn sure knew where India was. This was the same group of people that included questions like "are test tube babies born in test tubes, because how would they fit?" and "did the British have to swim back to England after the Revolutionary War, or did they have boats?" and,… Read more
HAIL KAIZAR! Read more
If it was that bad of an idea, you'd figure this wouldn't have been the first time it was an issue in ten years. Read more
If she was a CEO, I feel like she would've immediately gone to the "do you know who I am?" well. Mommy blogger it is. Read more
I am leaving this up where I otherwise always block spammers purely because of this comment. Read more
Stick around! We do this every week. :-) Read more