Hah, what would you like to know? I didn't know her nearly as well as a lot of the people in her grade (I was surprisingly connected to the Senior class when I was a Freshman). I know she missed A LOT of time in school, and I know she always seemed incredibly arrogant and aloof; every interaction I had with her I… Read more
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?! Her birthday is listed as 1982. I'm 28... Read more
Or we can call it Retta Talks About Stuff. I don't care what she's talking about - if it's her, I'll listen. Read more
Erm...the one listed on her imdb page is correct. She was three grades above me. Read more
High Jew Five! Read more
Everything I'm given to understand indicates that the US would be EXTREMELY unlikely to extradite her, even if she was found guilty under the new trial. Read more
LOOK AT ME I CAN QUOTE DOGMA THAT MUST MEAN I'M RIGHT ERMAHGERD I DON'T LIKE GAY PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY ARE ICKY Read more
I've never gotten it, either. I just don't get the appeal.
Of the students in her grade, I NEVER would have guessed she'd be the famous one more than a decade later. Admittedly I was a few years behind her, but there were so many more talented and funny people even within her own tiny class (including this wonderful… Read more
The thing you just quote proved my exact point. An admission of guilt can only reduce the amount of evidence necessary to remove a reasonable doubt. Since there was no compelling evidence in this case other than the forced confession, I'm pretty sure that exactly proves what I'm saying.
Or you could just keep acting… Read more
Retta/Poehler are GREAT at improvising together - which isn't a suprise, since we've known for a long time that Poehler was one of the best improvisers in comedy (part of what makes the Patton Oswalt 8-minute Parks and Rec Star Wars riff so hilarious is the parts where Poehler jumps in), and Retta just needed to be… Read more
THANK you. I went to high school with Whitney Cummings; she was as annoying back then as she is on TV now. Read more
No, the actual murderer is in prison. They got him; his name is Rudy Guede and he's in prison for the next 14 years. They've just been trying to prove a connection between Guede and Knox that absolutely doesn't exist. Read more
Oh, you mean like clearly established concept of reasonable doubt that exists within the Italian legal system? Like that concept of law that exists in both cultures?
Did I...did I just prove your entire point was bullshit using 20 seconds and the magic of google? OH LOOK I DID HUZZAH! Read more
Well, she did blow the most famous person in the world. At the same time, most of the focus on Lewinsky has never really been overtly hostile so much as mocking. Read more
The difference between Sollecito/Banks/Lumumba and Knox is, they didn't have their names absolutely obliterated by the idiotic UK and Italian medias for years (even in Sollecito's case, the coverage all focused on Knox). As far as connecting with Kercher's family, she's wanted to, but they've always refused to even… Read more
Raffey/Burt/your comments on here are the reason I love this site so much. This thread is a microcosm of my love for Jezebel. Read more
I see the words "Christian" and "medical" in the same sentence and I just want to scream all of the screams. Whether that's fair or not is up for debate, but it's what my brain does.
Full disclosure: when I hear the words "Jesus Christ, our lord and savior" my fight-or-flight reflex kicks in. I credit this to genetic… Read more
Hah, it's cool, I'm pretty well covered on that front. I just like looking at pictures of her, 'cause she purdy.
Yeah, the rapey-gross stuff bothered me (along with the creepy fact that I felt like GRRM was masturbating every time he wrote about food), but it was really just the interminable monotony that ultimately… Read more
BURN, INTERNET, BURN!
"Tired of writing," though? How do you mean? Read more
Ok, now back to crab people:
CRAAAAAB PEOPLE! CRAAAAAB PEOPLE! LOOK LIKE CRAB, TALK LIKE PEOPLE! CRAAAAB PEOPLE... Read more