Ubertrout
C.A. Pinkham
Ubertrout

Part of it's a projection issue. She's mildly overweight - repeat, mildly, you couldn't even describe her as "fat" if you were feeling uncharitable - and has trouble handling that. Read more

It's the last group it's completely ok to publicly talk shit about. Read more

I would describe myself as overweight, but not obese. I just don't like hearing it, mainly. Read more

Ok, I feel like I should note: she's not doing this to ME. She just does it with people in public. Read more

Sounds like you got out of that relationship at the right time. Read more

Except, the last one you wrote is a real word. Shekels were a type of currency, and they're currently shorthand for small change in general. ;-) Read more

I'm getting really sick and tired of the anti-fat people shit I keep hearing not just nationally, but from people I'm close to. I grew up with it from my father, but recently it's been my girlfriend - and no matter how many times I tell her it isn't fucking ok, she keeps doing it. Read more

Nope. It was perfectly healthy; no one else got sick. It was too healthy for my body to handle. Read more

What would you think about Mark Sanford if I told you he set fire TO a child? Read more

The thing that a lot of people don't seem to understand is, the Colberts are not perceived negatively within South Carolina. They're a well-known family quite well-established within that state, and there's a lot of general good-feeling towards them as a group, even when people might otherwise disagree with some of Read more

Oh shit, I didn't know we had a thread just for these. LET'S FUCKING DO THIS:

What would you think of Laura Beck if I told you she has a secret underground Otter Fighting Ring in her basement?

What would you think of Elizabeth Warren if I told you she and her aides held regular Read more

What would you think of Tammy Baldwin if I told you she was being mind-controlled by crab people bent on giving everyone abortions and forcing humanity to get gay-married? Read more

This was the Bush campaign during the South Carolina primary - this is a Rove/Atwater tactic all the way. It's Exhibit A in answering "how is Karl Rove a fucking sociopath?" Read more

This article is just beyond fascinating to me, because there's SO much to unpack. Consent vs. rape culture, racism, victim-blaming, gendered double standards/gender roles, homophobia...not to minimize this at all (because I'm genuinely invested in this story), but I feel like this article single-handedly wins at Read more

Toe be fair, that's not this article's reaction; the article does a good job of this, I think. Read more

You need a Turkey Throne upon which you can sit as the Empress of Turkey. All shall gobble before the might of your Intergalactic Poultry Empire. Read more

EmpressZombie has some serious personal persecution issues and is projecting them onto this case. She's also from the Mediterranean and lives in the UK, so there's some pretty heavy implicit bias. She's yet to provide a single piece of actual evidence other than "her story keeps changing" - which isn't even true, as Read more