Hay. There's a few of us. Read more
C.A. Pinkham
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This feels like the apropos moment to share that a friend of mine has H Cups and once gave herself a black eye on a trampoline by not wearing a bra. Read more
Oh my God, WHY DIDN'T THIS HAPPEN?! Read more
I honestly thought that WAS JLaw for a second. Read more
Aww. No snark here. That's really sweet. Read more
Drop the mic, sir. Just drop the mic and walk, ain't nobody topping that. Read more
I HAVE A BOOK THAT TELLS ME TO BE HATEFUL THAT MEANS I'M RIGHT SHUT UP YOU'RE SINNING Read more
Hey, can we fire Chris Broussard for being terrible at his job now? Because he should've been fired two years ago. Read more
Even a broken clock... Read more
I feel like the point is, "I desperately wanted to write about something, so I contrived a problematic story without thinking about it." Read more
This article really should've been titled, "WHITE PEOPLE PROBLEMS." Read more
There is absolutely no scenario in which I do not support the use of this gif. Read more
There is absolutely nothing to criticize within this commercial. It is wondrous, perfect madness. Read more
EMBRACE THE HORROR, FOR YOU ARE THE ABYSS AND THE ABYSS IS YOU Read more
I disagree. First dates are for wherever the conversation naturally heads; if you're artificially trying to keep it "light" because of some idea that that's "how things should be," you're not being truthful. If someone deliberately avoided talking politics with me on a date, yeah, that's it for me. Also, there's a… Read more
My general stance is any time anyone disparages the idea of the existence of patriarchy, I dismiss the comment, because anyone who doesn't think patriarchy is a thing is probably not up for rational debate. Read more
Am I the only one who feels like this entire article is basically saying, "I ascribe very firmly to gender stereotypes, tee-hee!" Just...no. Just, just...ugh. It relies enough on tropes that I had trouble focusing on the author's actual point because of the sound of my own brain going, "URGH" over and over. This… Read more
...? Speak for yourself, I LOVED talking about social issues on a date. If I was dating someone who was bored by social justice, there was very little chance I was going to be up for a second date. Read more
I'd say this depends entirely on the self-deprecation as far as first dates. You should avoid THIS sort of thing, but light-hearted jokes about yourself (rather than fishing questions)? They always served me just fine. Read more