Tracy Moore

No lie, more than one guy brought me an apple on the first date. Read more

So I’m a teacher and my brief time on tinder was spent matching with guys who had crazy teacher fetishes. Read more

Uh, no. No it doesn’t. It opens you up to a really good time filled with stimulating conversation and exciting sex. But thanks for playing.
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That’s the one I always find baffling. I don’t think it’s impossible to be friends, or at least friendly, with an ex. But you can’t dump someone and expect to immediately transfer to this close friendship. What kind of loony tunes do you have to be to think so? Read more

I love my daughter to bits, but five-year-olds can be incredibly boring. There’s only so many times in a row I can take listening to her sing the same verse of a song she only knows those words to and not very accurately before I need something else to pay attention to or I’d fall asleep. Read more

If you are home alone with a newborn or more than one kid, it can be really tricky to find time to shower. Or have the energy to shower. Read more

OMG yes. “What are your diet/workout habits? How do you stay in shape? Do you have a stylist? Who are you wearing? Is it hard to do your job when your man-feelings get too strong?” Read more

Even if you don’t think you care now, your thirties will be peppered with sober reflections on just how stupid you were in your twenties; with realizations that if you’d only realized how Things Actually Work, you could’ve really set yourself up better. Read more

what kind of fucking monster devil restaurant doesn’t give you fries with a burger Read more

Now I’m curious as to what the difference is between ‘gangbang’ and ‘extreme gangbang’. If I remember right, the 90’s were pretty extreme. Does that mean it’s a gangbang with more 90’s? Read more

Tara Jacoby, ladies and gentlemen.

Another home run from the art dept.

Wait, is it bad to be a "cry-it out" er? That shit was hard work, and not for everyone, but sheesh, I had no idea that would keep someone from being friends with me. I'm friends with co-sleepers, and I would never do it, but different strokes for different folks, right? Read more