
Years ago, I worked at a casino roller coaster and Andrea Bocelli was in line. I was on que or something that day (I don’t remember exactly what, just that I was the first employee people saw) and his manager came up to me and nicely asked if he could skip the line. He had to catch a flight in an hour but has been in… Read more
FUck I need to know who it was. I’m kinda hoping it was someone super obscure and not your typical “Oh my God, it’s them” celebrity. Like maybe the Uber driver was just really into NCIS or something. Read more
So many moons ago I was an extra in the latest Indiana Jones movie. I asked the makeup people who the hardest celeb to work with was. They ALL stated Kelly Ripa, and described stories of her shrieking from rage, saying she was fat, and stripping to show the artists her perceived “flaws.” Read more
You never know when those damn jerrys are going to strike again!
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Crabs, shrimp, lobster etc. are closely related to insects. Woodlice are actually custacean, but I have a feeling you won’t see them at Red Lobster anytime soon. What people consider a delicacy and consider gross is so arbitrary Read more
Get it, Kelly. Read more
I was reading comments by Britons about a couple who are trying to crowdfund their “self-sufficient” plans to move to Costa Rica, and apparently, lots of people in the UK think Costa Rica is part of the U.S.
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Actual queen with an effortless scalping Read more
So, if I’m following Bill’s “logic” (or lack thereof, really), it’s cool for Americans to not be free, as long as the government provides food and shelter for them.
And here he had us all thinking conservatives dislike big government.
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But if your child should ever ask you about the Ghostface in the picture, just look at it and say, “sweetheart, there’s nothing in that photo with you.” Read more

They put layers and layers of concealer/foundation/whatever on their faces. It’s ridiculous.