BabyJane
BabyJane
BabyJane

You shut your whore mouth. Mark Harmon is an angel from heaven and a gift from One True God.
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Years ago, I worked at a casino roller coaster and Andrea Bocelli was in line. I was on que or something that day (I don’t remember exactly what, just that I was the first employee people saw) and his manager came up to me and nicely asked if he could skip the line. He had to catch a flight in an hour but has been in Read more

FUck I need to know who it was. I’m kinda hoping it was someone super obscure and not your typical “Oh my God, it’s them” celebrity. Like maybe the Uber driver was just really into NCIS or something. Read more

So many moons ago I was an extra in the latest Indiana Jones movie. I asked the makeup people who the hardest celeb to work with was. They ALL stated Kelly Ripa, and described stories of her shrieking from rage, saying she was fat, and stripping to show the artists her perceived “flaws.” Read more

Crabs, shrimp, lobster etc. are closely related to insects. Woodlice are actually custacean, but I have a feeling you won’t see them at Red Lobster anytime soon. What people consider a delicacy and consider gross is so arbitrary Read more

But right now, I think if cockroach milk becomes the norm, I’ll just lay down and die.

Do cockroaches have nipples? Because you can milk anything with nipples.

I was reading comments by Britons about a couple who are trying to crowdfund their “self-sufficient” plans to move to Costa Rica, and apparently, lots of people in the UK think Costa Rica is part of the U.S.
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always was, and still is, Best American Idol. Read more

This is just perfect.

Bwahahahahaha!

So, if I’m following Bill’s “logic” (or lack thereof, really), it’s cool for Americans to not be free, as long as the government provides food and shelter for them.
And here he had us all thinking conservatives dislike big government.
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“I guess there really was a monster in your closet that whole time.” Read more

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They put layers and layers of concealer/foundation/whatever on their faces. It’s ridiculous.