BabyJane
BabyJane
BabyJane

Jules seriously grossed me out with the baby talk at the doctor. Read more

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“I’m not saying Tom is a bad guy, but personally, I’m skeptical of successful men who have never been married and have no children. Just doesn’t compute for me.” Read more

I LOVE LUANN AND THAT SHE LOVES TO SLEEP AROUND AND LOVES LOVE! her special was amazing. i’m sure she has an open relationship with this guy NEWAY Read more

I have the same experiences with friends and rationale WRT Jez and have nothing else to add except this .gif of T-Swizzle thinking she won a Grammy for a second, and then finding out that it went to someone else.

If it helps I started talking about this to my roommates yesterday and dinner and they stared at me like I had grown three heads. LOOK I HAVE A LOT OF FREE TIME AT WORK AND JEZEBEL IS THE ONLY SITE I LIKE TO READ CAUSE THE COMMENTERS ARE COOL
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Nooo, the cheatEE does “Cry Me A River,” not the cheatER. She would be doing Brit’s “Everytime” in this situation. Read more

Agreed 100% - I grew up watching daytime soaps and the best drama to this day is the Sami/Kerrie/Brady love triangle from Days. Sami is still one of the best characters on a soap to ever exist, aside from the evil doll/witch sidekick on Passions

Plus the interview was done by Naomi Wolf. While I don’t always agree with Wolf’s writing, I still believe her eyes must be lost somewhere in the back of her head after that assignment. Read more

I just copied this exact paragraph to also barf over. So...Lena’s not sexual, then? Because she doesn’t look like you or....? Read more

I think he’s some kind of Buffverse-type demon that attracts the rich and beautiful and can exert some kind of control over them, like making them sit in each others’ laps for instagram photos and such for some nefarious reasons. I’m sure Anya or Giles have the details. Karlie Kloss (sp?) is her demon companion. She Read more

Guys, no joke. This whole break-up/whirlwind romance drama is my favorite thing Taylor has ever done. It’s like a millennial version of a Dynasty plotline and I am here for it. (Though, if I may add a costuming note: bejeweled silk caftans, Tay. You’d look so glamorous!) Read more

This is the best and most believable conspiracy theory I’ve ever had the honor of reading!

I’m convinced that Taylor is going to keep dating people until all of their initials spell out some sort of coded message about her asking for someone to rescue her from the grasps of the Illuminati. Read more

How could you hate her?! She’s like a sunset!