BabyJane
BabyJane
BabyJane

My favorite dessert is bread pudding, but, like, I feel like the texture of his decaying core would wobble like bread pudding if bread pudding could walk? Read more

Afghanistan is Central Asia, and not the Middle East (you moron). Read more

definitely one of those situations where you find comfort in the “helpers,” like that Mr. Rogers quote. Read more

Except for all the people who ran straight to the blood bank. Read more

Jehova’s thirteen. You’ll never guess the zany new Apostle! Read more

Coincidentally, “I Ain’t No Harlem Black Girl” is the name of Blake Shelton’s next tour. Read more

To be fair, “Holla Back Girl” *always* makes me have a screaming fit of a breakdown too. Why? The song’s highly annoying and relentless repetitiveness drives me over the edge. Christ, does that song suck. Read more

The other week my mother saw “I love Civil War” written on the sidewalk in chalk, she was half way into her “kids are assholes” rant when she was informed it was a movie about superheros fighting. She had so much rage and didn’t know where to direct it, I think it went towards her neverending hatred of Obama. All this Read more