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BabyJane
I would be quite amused to see Cary Grant described as “some dude.” Or even better, a picture with a caption along the lines of “Katharine Hepburn and friend...” as when paparazzi don’t know the name of the person accompanying the celebrity. Read more
Who’s a good boy? Read more
“Take your tampon outta ya pussy, bro! I don’t understand how Ben can take Hannah out for a date one minute, then tattle on her to the captain the next. I still like Ben though. He has a great personality. Danny is insufferable. Bryan really embarrassed himself in that hot tub. His inner frat boy came out. Any guy who… Read more
No matter what happens I just want to say thank you to all the Deadspin staff. I started reading your articles about 5 years ago. Before that I barely paid attention to sports news, because I thought they were all like ESPN or SI. You guys helped me to develop a greater love for sports by showing them in a more… Read more
Kelly, I’m disappointed in your lack of faith in reader’s knowledge of Rin Tin Tin. The greatest dog-lebrity of all time! Calling Rin Tin Tin “This dog” like calling Cary Grant “Some dude” Read more
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Yeah, but he told poor Walter, “I’d sign for the tip, but I’ve got no thumbs." Read more
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I’m sure you are fantastic, but the answer will always be him.
He IS fancy and SUCH A GOOD BOY *pats forever* Read more
He’s seen your browsing history. He knows what’s going on. Read more
John Hodgman, Time Traveler: Confirmed. Read more
Rin Tin Tin is one of the greatest actors to ever live. He gets all the fancy dog food he wants. Read more
I made a squee and my hound ran to the window to see if a dog was outside. Read more
Whaaaaaaaaaat?
Um, no. This dog KNOWS he’s fancy. Read more
This dog is more fancy than I’ll ever be. Look at that napkin tied around his neck! Read more