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BabyJane
BabyJane
My GOD!!! Bobby should be writing fiction because that shit was beyond hilarious and also entirely plausible real conversation. He captures different voices which is not easy. And then I read the Beyoncé one and could see Solange throwing a pregnancy test at Jay and walking out pissed off and it was just the best…
He’s a molybdenum mine heir that purposely blew up the mine in protest of nationalization. He then made passionate, purposeful love to an aviation heiress in a pile of stock-ticker tape. Read more
“Diogenes Vasquez” sounds like a character from a lost Ayn Rand novel. Read more
“I think they were having sex in there”
hahaha I just rewatched his Netflix special and his stories about his wife and daughter are some of my favourites. Whenever I need a laugh I think about him feeling like the worst father ever for letting her catch a glimpse of wolfman. And instead she cries over a cartoon… Read more
I definitely shed a tear reading this. Most comedians slag off on their wives or girlfriends, but Patton made it abundantly clear he loves his wife and child. The story about his wife finding a gigantic rat and then looking for a new house is one of my all time favorite comedy bits.
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He did Demi even less of a favor. Read more
typo shade
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Battle Of The Waving Noodle Person Thingys Outside Of A Car Dealership Read more
Can someone explain why everyone thinks Kanye “nailed” his Met Gala look? I keep seeing Kim and Kanye on the best dressed list and his outfit looks like what a 90s Billy Ray Cyrus would wear to the Met Gala. Read more
HAHAHA, omg. She’s trying to be Rihanna with that black lipstick. FAIL FAIL FAIL ABORT
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I haven’t been this upset since cheesecake took the win for Team Pie. Read more
read that as feed all the emu Read more
All I know is that Netflix thinks I am so gay, all my recommendations are gay-themed. My family abroad uses my login and I wonder if they now think I’m gay, too, and they’re too afraid to ask me. I chortle to myself about this at least once a week.
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She said in the reunion that she was going to keep her sobriety journey to herself from now on. I guess the poor thing must have misplaced it. Read more
My cat after watching this video:
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