BabyJane
BabyJane
BabyJane

Those are 2 of the 3 that called to me. I am a straight dude but, somehow, at this pub, I think I might be Crazy Linda. Read more

Also, that kind of septum piercing looks like an untrimmed nose hair with a massive booger hanging on it. Well, it does if you’re Michael Stipe, anyway:

Although she’s not as bad as her brother.

I don’t know, I miss the 90's - when unusually beautiful women and men were plucked from obscurity to become the face of fashion on the runways and major teen and adult fashion magazines. Shalom Harlow was discovered at a Cure concert, Yasmeen Ghauri was discovered while working at McDonald’s, and Kate Moss was at a Read more

Google Maps says it’s “permanently closed.” Say it ain’t so! Read more

“Danny Miller/Danny Partridge < —— He’s back and FAT.” That made the whole thing. I suppose that’s so no one gets thrown off: “It looks like Danny Miller/Danny Partridge, but 30 lbs. heavier. So, maybe it’s not Danny Miller/Danny Partridge.”
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I’m a pretty happy drunk so I don’t think I’d actually make the list but I am a ginger and I can be a bit of a twat sometimes so... Read more

Wait-how did you get past me? I was watching the door!
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The Ginger Drunk Twat Called Angus would be 100% correct, except that my name is not Angus. Apparently my other half really is out there... *single tear rolls down smiling cheek*
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