BabyJane
BabyJane
BabyJane

Updated: I just read that the black man she claimed was her father was apparently someone she worked with in Idaho. Read more

If you google “curl types hair” you will see several charts that show you the difference. I just posted one in my response to coolbreeze below. Read more

There are several different charts on google. This is one:

At least she didn’t make her flower girls wear bonnets.

I thought the flowers behind her were part of the hat. Upon closer glance I realized they were not. I must admit that I’m a little disappointed. Read more

Oh, I think you may have misunderstood what I said. She used a random picture of a black man and told people it was her father which was a lie. I might add she told this lie multiple times, including in the interview about the hate mail, just before she is asked about her race and abruptly runs off. I was simply Read more

It’s just unbelievable. There are so many opportunities to have this kind of charade found out that it is actually surprising to me that it took as long as it did. Well that, and the notion that she thought she could get away with it. Read more

I think I read somewhere (there have been so many articles that I can’t remember where, maybe Buzzfeed) that said that he was simply a gentleman who had attended a conference or an event with her one time and that they had no relationship. Read more

I can’t believe I missed an opportunity to make a pun! Oh well, that’s the way the cookie crumbles I guess. Read more

I can’t fathom how Murder She Baked did not make it to Cannes? It sounds like a cinematic masterpiece! Read more

Apparently, she made another movie of the same ilk called Hollywood After Dark, which, coincidentally, also involves a junkyard. I found this on IMDB and I think it’s how the film needs to be watched. Read more

And for that we should all be eternally grateful. Now about that cheesecake... Read more

Now I want Golden Girls marathon, some cheesecake, shoulder pads, and a lanai. Read more

That’s one small step for pornstars, one giant leap for pornkind. Read more

Gwyneth’s uncle didn’t report $4,782,222 in taxable income to the IRS for the years 2007 and 2008. To be fair, who among us hasn’t forgotten 5 million in income a time or two? I mean, I’m sure it was just an honest mistake. Read more

I’m surprised she broke a Sweat over the getaway. She seems like the kind of woman who will go to the Matt for you. Read more

Perhaps I could interest you in my outdoor-bed collection? It will run you a mere $175.00.

I will never be able to think of her as anything other than Marcia Ass Harden for the rest of my life. Your work here is done, Mr. Finger. Read more