BabyJane's discussions

To be fair they did manage to put both the "dom" and the "no" in their ad campaign pretty successfully. Read more

I can relate to Kim, because one time I had dinner with my husband and his coworkers and they talked about insurance all night and I ended up in tears. My tears were a result of complete and utter boredom as opposed to feeling left out of the conversation, but you know potato potahto. Read more

Never. Read more

So, you're saying that he doesn't look exzachly the same? Read more

They're no Rebecca Ann Leeman,

Oh yeah. Hot showers are a little bit of heaven! Read more

Same to you! Take good care of yourself. Read more

After the Z-Pack failed and I was admitted to the hospital they had me on several days worth of fluids and anbtiotics via the IV. They also shot me full of Heparin because they were worried about blood clots in my lungs. They also did nebulizer treatments. As of now I am on a ton of oral antibiotics plus I take a… Read more

I was released from the hospital this morning having been treated for non-responsive double pneumonia. The highlight of this Thanksgiving was showering the hospital stink off of me and eating a tuna sandwich while I looked at all the bruising on my arms from days worth of IVs. Read more

I have a bunch of sweaters with moth holes in them that I was going to throw out, but now that I know it's FASHUN, I'll have to rethink things. Thanks for showing me the way, Kim. Read more

Was your cat formerly an exotic dancer? Read more

I am currently a delicate dustpan of despair, so I feel your pain, Mariah. Read more

It certainly beats Sexy Keith Moon Lingerie. Read more

I find this whole situation draining. Read more

I'll be backlit. Read more

Was she with an intern who was texting P. Diddy who was staying on her yacht in St. Tropez? Read more

Avivaderci! (And good riddance, I might add.) Read more

I'm guessing the wig budget on that movie amounted to $1.99 Read more

That was pretty much it. Read more

I'll see your carrot and *ahem* raise you an eggplant.