Come on, Christmas Shoes! I know you have it in you to out-suck the rest! I believe in you and your ability to be the worst Christmas song ever! Read more
In an effort to make the song more palatable, I am going to imagine that these were the Christmas Shoes in question. It really adds a certain something to the visual image.
Just FYI - to nominate a comment for COTD, you need to click on the timestamp and then copy and paste the link here www.jezebel.com/cotd/forum and then use the cotd hashtag. Read more