BabyJane's discussions

Nicely done! Read more

Historically, when the Christmas fruitcake starts talking to me I find it's time to stop drinking. Read more

Hippopotamus? She loves 'em from top to bottomus. Read more

That last one killed me. And my dog. Read more

Absolutely! Read more

For $25, I'll Super Glue some microwaveable bacon on your toenails. I call it the "Bacon & Legs" special. Read more

I hope one of these pissed off parents doesn't end up stocking her. Read more

There must have been something wrong with her presents of mind. Read more

"The Happy Birthday Book: You were an accident!" Read more

It was the Eng of Innocence. Read more

It's as if you were in the room with us! Read more

Come and watch me get wed Read more

I'm so glad that at least two of you tried it as well! Read more

That is bad. Read more

I made my husband reenact the virgin kiss with me last night. It was as bad as it looked. Read more

I think we need to make a pink dog PSA. Read more

Okay. Salisbury steak it is! Read more

All I can focus on is the pink dog. The poor thing. Read more

Maybe she can start being an extreme couponer? I bet she has room in the palace for a boatload of toilet paper and cases of Kraft macaroni and cheese. Prince Philip always struck me as a Stouffer's french bread pizza kind of guy and I'm sure that Charles and Camilla would love to have an ulimited stash of discounted… Read more

They're banging! Read more