BabyJane's discussions

It was like mutual flossing with tongues. Read more

It kind of gave me the dry heaves. (Sorry virgin couple.) Read more

I'm just jealous that these kids are spending all day at the salon and I'm home covering my grey roots with black mascara because it's too expensive to get my hair colored as often as I should. Read more

That sounds about right. Read more

I prefer her horsey stoup. Read more

You know you want to! Read more

My thoughts exactly! Read more

Ha! Make sure to tell Jayden that I also prefer animals to children. Read more

Great. now I have visions of DSK's "grassy knoll" stuck in my head. Read more

Oh my. It's probably a good thing I don't have kids, because I'm sure I would be horrifying my fellow mommies at every turn. Read more

#NeverForget Read more

This is exactly like the time that I went grocery shopping and I got all the way home before I realized that they had forgotten to put my head of red cabbage in my bag and I had to go all the way back to the store to get it. Read more

Congratulations! Read more

When reached for comment, balls responded, "Well, I hated The Ugly Truth, but you don't hear me bitching about it." Read more

It's like Kardashian fan fiction, just less the "fan" part. Read more

Anyone else picturing Kris Jenner twirling her mustache maniacally like Snidely Whiplash at the news that Kourtney is pregnant. Media domination shall be hers! Read more

Luke actually responded to a similar comment downthread. Read more

Your best bet is to contact help@gawker through the link at the bottom of the page. Read more

Yay for puns! Congratulations! Read more

My favorite! I wish I had thought of it. Read more