@margareita metermaid: He's got some spleenin' to do! Read more
@ellaesther: "And I punched myself in the head for being such a nitwit." Read more
@counterclockwise, provider of THE link: Ex-wife, I believe. Read more
@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: Unshaven-looking legs! Read more
@Miss Smith Drank Your Vodka: Can it be that it was all so simple then? Read more
@Hamsterpants: No turbo for me. Read more
@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: Aw! It'll be okay! Read more
@Your Screenplay Sucks: Did they both eat popcorn prior to that picture being taken because they look like they're doing their best to dislodge food from their back teeth? Read more
@AbbyNormal: Braincrazy FemiZombie: Plus, you really don't want zombie parts breaking off inside of you. (They can never keep themselves together, what reanimated corpses and all.) Read more
@Ulookinatmyjunk: Diary of a Mad Black Blogger: maybe a "zombie pirate" to ease your way into it? Read more