BAngieB
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@lauralauramc: My girlfriend was all "She's A Rainbow" and I was all "Get Off of My Cloud." Read more

She'll be even lighter on her feet when she gets her dad off her back. Read more

Thank God the rain stopped, because I was about to have my 19th nervous breakdown. Read more

Hello Daddy, Hello Mom...It's AUNT FLO. Read more

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt ask that you now call them by their "true native-American names": White Wolf and Running Bear. Read more

Hey, LL? Your momma said knock her out. Read more

@Peggy Imperial: Apparently it was not uncommon in rural areas in the 30's. It seems that in those days children were an asset more than a liability. More kids equals more help on the farm. Read more

I remain shocked that my granny got married at 14 and started having babies at 16. She kept on having them until there were 11 of 'em. Read more

@kmarone: Right? Why did no good bands ever play there? Well, except The Bangles, they played my college. Read more

@CurtCole: It is just red cake, it's the frosting that you love. ADMIT IT. Read more

It would be even better if she loved Delta Burke's panties. Read more