Man, I'm not sure who I'm madder at today: Michael or Maine. #lindsaylohan Read more

Man, I'm not sure who I'm madder at today: Michael or Maine. #lindsaylohan Read more
@phantom lady: My first act as conservator will be to bitch-slap Michael Lohan. And, for good measure, Dina. #rihannaglamourmagazine Read more
Oh, please, I take Xanax and Paxil, and I'm fine. I think a little Adderol would help me. Shut up, Michael Lohan. #rihannaglamourmagazine Read more
@rd2uk: Cute shoes? #harlowmadden Read more
I'm just really thankful for Bert and Ernie - they showed me that it's possible to have a successful gay relationship. #historyofsesamestreet Read more
But have you ever taken your kids trick-or-treating on weeeeed? #jonstewart Read more
@bluebears: Hondas and pretty girls, two of my favorite things. #vintageads Read more
Does Blake Lively have to poke her silly head into every Snap Judgment? #buckinghampalace Read more
@bluebears: I went the next step and got the wagon... #vintageads Read more
@telecomic the thoughtful red panda: Hush that hateful talk. #lindsaylohan Read more
Bless her heart. #lindsaylohan Read more
@NefariousNewt: As if Jessica was EVER that pretty. #lindsaylohan Read more
Nah, if it was grass, he would have already smoked it. Or maybe he has. #russellbrand Read more
"Congratulations young lady, you are no longer a Gosselin. From this point forward you shall be a Jolie-Pitt." #iraqelections Read more
I put my hand up on your mitt, when i dip you dip we dip, you put your hand up on my mitt, when you dip i dip we dip, ... #internationalwomenscricket Read more
But Khloe doesn't wanna be puffy pregnant! #khloekardashian Read more
I'm trying to think of worse people than Sherri Shepherd who could write self-help books. Michael Lohan? Jon Gosselin? Khloe Kardashian? #khloekardashian Read more
Designs for this spring's kindler, gentler Ed Hardy line for girls. #farhadmoshiri Read more
@hortense: "What? Some creepy guy bought them all for a Halloween costume? Wait..it was my DAD?! He and Jon Gosselin are going as WHAT?!" #lindsaylohan Read more
"Where are the 6126 leggings? Huh? Huh?" #lindsaylohan Read more