Attention, Kanye: Kim Kardashian Would Like a $1 Million 'Push Present'

Kim Kardashian has been quite vocal about how she loathes being pregnant, so it’s not surprising she’d request a huge reward for enduring months of agony while carrying her and Kanye West’s spawn. Her second child with West is due around Christmas, so the reality star has announced the one item on her push present wish list — a diamond choker from Lorraine Schwartz.

From Kim’s post:

Do you guys believe in a push present? I never did, but all of my friends do!!! We have the funniest e-mail chains discussing it. One friend got a special diamond ring she always wanted, and another friend got a new car! I like the idea of a push present—after nine months of pregnancy it’s a sweet and well-deserved thank you. We women go through an entire pregnancy carrying a baby…of course it only makes sense that we get something amazing to show how amazing we are! LOL!

This pregnancy, I would love a Lorraine Schwartz diamond choker, like the ones I’ve worn before to the Art + Film Gala. Too much? LOL!

We all know there’s a threatening tone hiding behind those “LOLs.” Kanye must successfully deliver this choker — which is estimated to cost around $1 million — or else.

Pregnancy has given Kardashian more anxiety the second time around. “Every medical issue that you could probably have I feel like I get and I worry so much about it,” Kim recently told E! News. “I think that I’m really hopeful and you know I manage it really well, but when I write blog posts and stuff like that about how I think it’s just such a miserable experience…I get I’m so blessed to be carrying a child again when I didn’t think that was possible for me. I do have access to amazing doctors that have been so helpful so I’m hopeful that everything will work out and be fine.”