A reader pointed out this annoying flowchart to help a man determine if his date will bang him — based on factors like whether she's "dressed slutty," saw a "sad movie," or is "sober enough to stand up." [Holy Taco]
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Before you consult this flow chart, you best consult my personal flow chart. "Is she menstruating?" ——-> If you try to have sex with her, she will punch you in the groin.