Assassin's Creed With Kittens Proves Kittens Are Deadly Assassins

Even video games are better with adorable, fuzzy kittens—IN CAPES!

This all-cat version of Assassin's Creed Unity called Assassin's Kittens Unity will prove once and for all what some people have been trying to tell you for a really, really long time. Kittens make look adorable and fluffy but OMG THEY WILL CUT YOU DOWN IF YOU STAND IN THEIR RISE TO POWER.

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These are all male kittens, of course, because designing capes for female kittens would have been far too costly and time-consuming.