Apparently Hurricane Sandy can't be blamed on climate change or a loss of Arctic Ice or even the gays; according to one pro-Iran, anti-US group in Syria, the whole storm was brought to you by the weather-controlling (but curiously still non-nuclear weapon possessing!) Iranian regime.

CNN reports that the group's posted a triumphant update to its TOTALLY FUCKING RAD Facebook page,

Sources confirmed to us that Hurricane Sandy that is slamming the U.S. was set off by highly advanced technologies developed by the heroic Iranian regime that supports the resistance, with coordination of our resistive Syrian regime.

Not all of the group's followers are buying that attribution, though. One skeptic pointed out that if Iran truly had a magical weather machine, then why didn't they use it for stuff like making it rain in the deserts of Syria or warm Russia up during the winter?

Details. I eagerly await the next Iranian weather surprise. Cloudy with a chance of kebabs?