The commercial for M by Mariah Carey, the singer's signature fragrance, debuted on Friday. The same Loch Ness Monster image that appeared in the print ads shows up, which admittedly, we sort of like just because it's so fucking weird and unattractive. The rest of the ad though is erotic in a Harlequin novel sort of way, with flashes of flesh. Also, you walk away with the idea that the scent smells like her cleavage. Are women supposed to wanna buy this stuff?