Are Lindsay Lohan And Sam Ronson Getting Married?

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  • "I haven't heard anything (about an upcoming wedding) from Lindsay, but if she was marrying Sam, I don't think she'd ask me to walk her down the aisle. She knows about my (Christian) faith … she just wouldn't ask. I want her to be happy and healthy and stay on the right path. If I discuss (her relationship), I say that I want her to be happy." — Michael Lohan. [MSNBC]
  • "I don't pry into Lindsay's personal life, but if that is the lifestyle she's involved in, then it's between her and God. All I care about is that she's staying clean." — Michael Lohan. [NY Mag]
  • Morgan Freeman is in "good spirits" following the serious car crash that left him with a broken arm, broken elbow and minor shoulder damage. Yesterday, his spokesperson said: "He is having a little bit of surgery this afternoon or tomorrow to help correct the damage. He says he'll be OK and is looking forward to a full recovery." [Yahoo News]
  • When doctors told Angelina and Brad Pitt they were having twins, "We were in shock and could not stop laughing," she says. [The Sun]
  • Will Angelina adopt an earthquake orphan from China? [ONTD]
  • Were Angie's twins Photoshopped? [NY Mag via Babble]
  • Jon Voight sent two baby gift baskets to daughter Angelina in France. The card read: "Dear Vivienne and Knox - Bienvenue! xx JV." [MSNBC]
  • A radio DJ had an absolutely terrible interview with Robert Downey Jr. The dude asks Robert who he'd like to "have a brew and smoke a blunt with." Um, recovering addict! RDJ said: "I think it would be regrettable if I did that." You can listen to the radio interview here; it's pretty dumb, though. [MollyGood, Hollywood Outbreak]
  • Word is, lawsuits are "inevitable" in that Nikki Blonsky kerfluffle. Nikki was trying to save five seats in the airport lounge when ANTM's Bianca Golden and her mother wanted to sit. Bianca maybe hit Nikki in the head; Nikki's dad allegedly beat Bianca's mom so bad she had to be airlifted to a Florida hospital. What a mess. [Rush & Molloy]
  • George Clooney's production company just bought the rights to the story of Osama bin Laden's Yemeni driver. You know, a light heist comedy, like Ocean's Eleven. [Page Six]
  • Regis and Kelly will guest star on Ugly Betty! Wilhelmina and Alexis will go on their show to promote Mode. Is Ugly Betty this generation's Love Boat? Discuss. [UPI]
  • Gossip Girl's Blake Lively won't talk about her relationship with co-star Penn Badgley. "I don't really like to talk about anything but the show," she says. "It's two separate things. You don't date a character. I'm nothing like Serena." [USA Today]
  • Blind item! "Which stylish lady on the latest International Best-Dressed List in Vanity Fair is said to be having an affair with a dapper married man who is on the same list a few pages away? 'She doesn't care who she hurts,' sniped one detractor." [Page Six]
  • 50 Cent hasn't seen his son Marquise since the house where the kid and his mom were living burned down in May. But Fiddy picked up his son yesterday and there was no drama. [TMZ]
  • Amy Winehouse's dad, Mitch, will b a guest host on BBC Radio London 94.9. Man, don't you hope Amy calls in with an anonymous question? [Guardian]
  • Rhys Ifans and Kimberly Stewart have broken up, if you're keeping track. Which seems impossible. [The Sun]
  • Rhys is now with a Sienna Miller look-alike. [The Sun]
  • Sienna was spotted in California, locking lips with Balthazar Getty. Isn't she supposed to be in the Caribbean? [The Sun]
  • Did Paul McCartney write an emotional song about Heather Mills? When can we stop hearing about her existence, anyway? [Daily Mail]
  • A Comedy Central roast of Bob Saget featured "loads of raunchy sexcentric jokes" about Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, including cracks about having sex with them when they were underage. The twins did not attend the roast, which is probably a good thing. [E!]
  • E! News host Giuliana Rancic is suing her former agency, William Morris. Did they put other clients before her? Probably. [Page Six]
  • Actress Patsy Kensit was on a TV show called Who Do You Think You Are? in which a team digs up details about your family history. After finding out that her father was in a gang and her grandfather was in prison for the first 10 years of her dad's life, Patsy quit the show. "I didn't want to know any more. I went home and locked myself away." [Mirror]
  • An Aussie tabloid features a story called "Secret Celeb Gay List: Who's On It, Who's Not." Pink, Lindsay Lohan, and Jess Origliasso from The Veronicas are featured. [Sydney Morning Herald]
  • American Idol's Sanjaya has a girlfriend. [Perez Hilton]
  • Joss Stone on The Tudors? Interesting. [Yahoo News]
  • "I don't like the fact that people think Latinos won't vote for an African-American. It's bullshit. We're going to vote for the right person who can restore faith and hope in this country. Latinos feel disenfranchised. [Obama's] dream is our dream." — George Lopez. [Rush & Molloy]
  • "There is this madness around me, around my family. Without a doubt, out on the field is where I'm most comfortable, where I'm happiest, because I know what I'm doing, and I know I can do it." — David Beckham, Men's Health cover hottie. [Just Jared]
  • "Poor little Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan! Ain't it awful? If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI! I kinda feel sorry for them. We should give those two a break." — Dolly Parton. [ONTD]

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Erin Gloria Ryan

@PaigeRain: TOTALLY AGREED. It really flips my burger when people who are bad at life claim some kind of moral superiority because they have declared that they are Christian. For that matter, any "religion" that amounts, for that person, as all talk and think and no action.

I can't think of anything that I dislike more, not at the moment at least.