What a night last night on America's Next Top Model. Wth Bianca and Heather now gone, we're left to choose between broke-ass weave Jenah, the poor-man's-Trishelle Chantal, and Dora the Explorer. So. Not. Excited. Anyway, Tyra was a manic bitch this week. Perhaps her ponytail was pulled too tight, but she was playing some mind games with Jenah, like when she asked her what she wanted most ("I want to know who I am") and then used that against her later ("I don't know who you are"). Also, she told Bianca she looks like a man, but phrased it as a compliment. Bitch! Dear Tyra: You look like ANTM makeup artist Sutan! But I totally mean that as a compliment, because in reality Sutan looks better than you.

I understand that the Great Wall of China was built to keep the Mongols out. So...was the inspiration for the hair and makeup for this shoot Mongoloid?

And that's all I have to say about that, because who cares about life without Heather?