I loved it so much when Tyra was trying to evoke any kind of emotion out of Elina on last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, and she told her to be a "fashion monster," because Rich has been talking about Elina's hands for a while now, likening them to My Pet Monster. But what I loved even more was when Elina said, "When you guys ask me to be 'crazy,' to be honest with you, I have no idea what to do." Because that sentiment speaks volumes about this show. The panel is constantly fucking with these girls so much, telling them that they need to be this but not too much of that, all the while, acting like wild banshees on a cocktail of ego and and Cover Girl fumes.