As usual with Teen Vogue, we're finding the sheer gravity of the content packed into its August issue a bit intimidating. But one boldfaced name on the 84th page hit us with the force of a thousand newtons: Julia Restoin-Roitfeld. See, even we know that "Roitfeld" is the surname of the horsy Parisian version of Anna Wintour, Carine. And Julia would be her daughter, who has already expended much effort denying there is any feud between her and Wintour's daughter Bee Shaffer, which (duh!) means the Catfight Jr. is on!

Roitfeld makes it into a laundry list of socialites cataloged in Teen Vogue, always considered the realm of Bee, thanks to a breathless dispatch from the magazine's "Style Blogger" who doesn't actually blog Kimball Hastings. Then today, real blogger Perez Hilton declared his love for Bee! Who will win? What do they even do all day? Is it anything as earth-shatteringly profound as Arden Wohl's movie?? WHO'S THE PRETTIEST?
The Feud: Bee Schaffer Vs Julia Restoin Roitfeld: Who Wins? [The Fashion Spot]