Anna Nicole Biopic: As Delightfully, Trashily Watchable As Its Subject Matter

So it looks like Anna Nicole, the movie about our late, large-breasted embodiment of the American dream, might not get the theatrical release its producers were hoping for. However, the movie was leaked online and we got a chance to view it. It's kind of perfect in its stupidity, shoestring budget, and bawdy tone because while it's factually inaccurate (unintentionally, it would seem) you just know that a pilled-up Anna wouldn't be able to get the facts straight on her own life. It's about as organic as her breasts were. Rich from FourFour boiled the film down to what makes it so special in this clip above. Enjoy!

Everything Good In Anna Nicole [FourFour]

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1. Okay. "I've got a subscription to my prescription" is the single greatest thing I have EVER heard.

2. Worst. Southern. Accent. Ever. Not that I'm surprised.

3. Part of me (and it's not a small part) wishes that when Daniel and Anna Nicole drive off in the silver car at the end, that the car had taken flight like Danny and Sandy's car did at the end of Grease. A girl can dream.