Angelina's Twins Confirmed; Britney Pregnancy Rumors Persist

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  • Angelina Jolie confirms: She is having twins. You knew that, right? Anyway an exclusive interview scored by NBC's Today show was lifted by NBC's Access Hollywood and now NBC producers are pissed at each other. [Page Six]
  • It was Jack Black who spilled the beans about Angie's twins, actually. [People]
  • Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo might still be together. Unfortunately, that's not as interesting as if they were broken up. [E!]
  • Um, more Britney pregnancy rumors. I'm scared. Someone hold me. [Mirror]
  • Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty kissing. This is one of those pictures where obviously the buss was on the cheek but it kind of looks like they were heading for the lips. In any case, the paper calls them a "gruesome twosome." [Mirror]
  • To be honest, Pete's got something weird on his lip and face. It is kind of gruesome. [The Sun]
  • Meanwhile, Blake Incarcerated says Amy Winehouse will die without him, but he doesn't want to go back to her when he gets out of jail because she is doing drugs. []
  • Madonna's court adoption ruling has been delayed. The judge needs to review some paperwork. [Reuters]
  • Mariah Carey's ex-boyfriend, producer Mark Sudack, whom she was with for almost four years, is "shattered" that MC is suddenly married to someone else. He and Mariah just broke up in the beginning of 2008. [MSNBC]
  • Fantasia was a "trainwreck" on American Idol. [Perez Hilton]
  • Sean "Diddy" Combs is looking for sponsors for his Cannes yacht party. Any takers? [Mirror]
  • Actress Michelle Trachtenberg (Buffy, Gossip Girl) fainted in the middle of a downtown NYC party. But! Homegirl rallied and stayed out the rest of the night. That's how Georgina Sparks would do it! [Page Six]
  • Rumor has it Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz will be getting married this weekend in a seven-figure ceremony. Friends and family were notified via Evites, haha. The good news is they were apparently made for each other; a source says: "Ashlee is so needy, she just hangs all over Pete. But he loves it. He's always had a thing for vulnerable girls...They complete each other." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Blind item! "Which young actress may be a little too much like her TV character? At a wrap party for her show, the tween got totaled at the bar and had to crawl into a waiting taxi." [Rush & Molloy]
  • Anne Heche's show, Men In Trees, was canceled and now she can't afford to pay child and spousal support. Unemployment sucks. [People]
  • Halle Berry has a new diamond ring! On her ring finger. But it's not from her baby daddy. She bought it for herself. So very modern. [People]
  • Star Jones is "sexy, single and heating up the Cannes Film Festival." Wait, what? [ET]
  • The Season 3 finale of Flavor of Love is the show's finale episode. Ever. It's the end of the series. Well, we'll always have Under One Roof. Ugh. [UPI]
  • A contestant on Australia's Next Top Model came close to a nervous breakdown from being bullied by the other girls in the house. []
  • Hugh Grant, Liz Hurley and her husband Arun Nayar won £58,000 in damages for invasion of privacy over photographs taken of them on holiday. That's enough cash for another trip! [BBC News]
  • Superbad star Jonah Hill in a modern-day 21 Jump Street? Dude is no Johnny Depp. Or Peter DeLuise, for that matter. [Variety]
  • A hybrid car was flown from Japan to Paul McCartney in London and critics are saying that any environmental benefits from using the car would be undermined by its mode of delivery. Sigh. [Guardian]
  • Sean Penn lit up two cigarettes at the Cannes Film Festival, in violation on French laws against smoking in public buildings. Badass! [USA Today]
  • The ladies of Sex And The City are on the cover of Entertainment Weekly, because they have not had enough publicity lately. [Just Jared]
  • Oprah's dead dogs, commemorated in sculpture and sitting on her head. [TMZ]
  • PETA still hates Mary-Kate Olsen. [Peta2]
  • James McAvoy in Mean magazine: Hot. [ONTD]
  • "I put on 40 pounds with Moses. And I found it really hard to loose the last 20 pounds. I didn't mind having the big boobs. But it was the stomach roll, the back fat, and the post-pregnant butt. And it was so hard to get rid of." — Gwyneth Paltrow. [People]
  • "Samantha, she's Aphrodite. She loves them and leaves them. She has no guilt about her desires. If I'm associated with sexuality until the day I die I'll be happy — because I intend to be sexual until the day I die." — Kim Cattrall on her Sex And The City character. [The Sun]
  • "When I see pictures [of myself] I do sometimes think, 'You miserable cow!'" — Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham. [Mirror]


A Small Turnip

@NefariousNewt: But there are other ways of moving cars around the world, eh? How 'bout a nice big boat? There are lots of container shipping vessels plying the route between Japan and the U.K. And while they're not perfectly eco-friendly and they take a little longer, shipping a car by sea-freight is vastly more sensible than flying it around the world to the grown-up who wants. his. new. car. NOW!

I love Sir Paul, but even I have to admit that it's a bit much.