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Angelina Jolie Tries To Win Over America's Heartland, One Grandma At A Time

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Chaos theory could probably explain why, with so much recidivism in Hollywood right now (Jen with Vince, Lindsat with the cokespoon, that HBO guy with whiskey-fueled lady beating) Brangelina has somehow swung back in the direction of perfectly-cast domestic bliss. Of course, we don't really know what chaos theory is, but Angelina probably does, because, according to an interview likely engineered to make her seem even more "normal", books are totally the new blood-filled vials with regards to her sex life:

"I could be dressed up in the sexiest outfit for a photo shoot, and by his behavior, he'll let me know that's nice, but it's nothing as sexy as when I'm home surrounded by the kids or reading books, educating myself."


In addition to detailing Brad Pitt's sorta-sweet domestic fetish, Angelina is also announcing that she plans to have more biological kids (meaning sex! And possibly even solid foods!). But what we find really amazing is that Angelina is telling all this to Reader's Digest, one of those publications that you didn't realize still existed because you apparently have to have cataracts in order to read it. (Oh man, we kid! We heart old people!!)

Anyway, you can listen to an MP3 of the interview if you want, which is so muffled sounds like it was recorded on a toddler's karaoke machine, and features Angelina talking suspiciously like she has a vague Southern accent, though not a really good one. Nawlins can do that to a person, we guess.


Angelina Jolie: Why I Decided To Have A Baby [Reader's Digest via People]

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