Angelina Jolie: A Jealous Bitch Just Like The Rest Of Us

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  • We find it hard to believe that Angelina Jolie is in any way threatened by her man Brad's ex, but a source tells 'Page Six' that that's precisely the case, making Angelina, sadly, a little more like us mere mortals. [PageSix]
  • Christina Aguilera is expecting a baby. Think she'll wear her
    full-on face paint to the birthing room? [PageSix]
  • Madonna has finally gotten the message: No one wants to watch her in
    movies. Who says people don't get wiser with age? [NYPost, 6th item]
  • Paris Hilton once said she's only had sex with two people. And apparently Jack Osbourne was one of them. [TheSun]
  • Oh wait, Age of Love star / tennis pro Mark Philippoussis has had sex with Paris too! [SkyNews]
  • Nicole Richie has won a 2-week postponement for her trial on drunk
    driving charges, probably in the hopes that her baby bump/distended belly is
    clearly visible to a sympathetic judge. [Reuters]
  • How best to declare budding affection for Uma Thurman? By stroking her hair in public, of course. [Gatecrasher]
  • Peter Cook and Christie Brinley continue to hash it out regarding custody of their children. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Liv Tyler wants plastic surgery, and fast, because having a baby made her body all fat and ugly and shit, yo! They so did not mention that in Lamaze class! [People]
  • Speaking of, Drea de Matteo is already bitching about how fat she feels while pregnant. [People]
  • Scott Baio to star in dating reality show, a la The Flavor of Love, on VH1. Ew. [TMZ]
  • Oh Isaiah Washington! Stop! Stop! You are NOT Malcolm X! [SFGate]
  • Ellen Barkin? Pot calling kettle black. [DailyMir ror]

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Alpine Joe

Re: Angelina and Laura and Jen.

We all hate our boyfriend's ex because we believe the lies he tells us about her: she was unforgiving and castrating. It's only until you break up with him that you want to go run screaming into her arms and tell her she was right all along.