Angelina & Brad's Twins: Revealed!!!

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7:40pm: I'm getting dinner. See you guys in the ayem.
7:33pm:Breaking: They look like tiny babies. Shiloh, up in the upper right-hand corner, is similarly nonplussed.
7:30pm: THEY ARE HERE HOLY CRAP
7:20pm Still no twins. $14 million dollars and still no twins.
7:15pm: People.com claimed that pictures of the almighty Jolie-Pitt twins would be revealed today at 7pm. (See? It says so right in the red banner.) Anna called me; I am sitting here waiting for these damn miracles (or "Infant Deities," as one commenter called them ). But right now it is 7:14pm and Knox and Vivi are no where to be seen. WTF.

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Out of boredom, I went over to Facade.com and entered July 12, 2008 so I could get Knox and Vivienne's biorhythms. Apparently they are having an emotional, physical and intellectual low at the moment. Things will pick up in seven days. [Facade]

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Hello! Magazine has a different picture on their cover: [Hello!]

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DISCUSSION

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The picture with Shiloh is absolutely adorable. I was talking with my younger sister the other night, when she stopped by before leaving to go back to college (well, not school, but to her apartment up there) the next day, and telling her stories about when she was born. We started by talking about how weird it was the I actually remember when she was born (I was just shy of 4 years old), and then I was telling her about how I thought I had gotten this awesome new toy that would burp and smile and laugh and giggle and fart and poop when I poked her. I mean, really, I thought the baby was great. Most fun toy ever. Even at 20 now, she still kinda is.

So, yeah. The older sister of me LOVES that Shiloh picture.

Mommy and Daddy look tired.