Remember how Washington Post lecher Richard Cohen took it upon himself to link Miley Cyrus’s gif-spawning performance at the VMAs to the Steubenville rape case, because someone needed to light the moral gas lamp and totter around the WaPo‘s op-ed page, grasping at sensationalistic straws? Well, rapper Angel Haze certainly remembers Cohen’s editorial grossness, and made sure to give him a thorough Twitter shaming yesterday afternoon.
In an effort to defend Miley Cyrus/point out how Richard Cohen is an out-of-touch misogynist who looks like a kindergartner’s cotton-ball Santa Claus craft project, Haze wrote the following criticism of Cohen’s Tuesday column, “Miley Cyrus, Steubenville and teen culture run amok”:
Haze’s righteous rant didn’t end there. She added, “Women are allowed to not feel enslaved by any opinion that suggests that the display of any sort of sexuality is wrong,” thus carrying out her turn in Richard Cohen’s sentence to receive infinite tongue lashings from all reasonable humans. [Twitter, E!]
- Fresh off their non-divorce, Dennis and Kimberly Quaid went bicycling in their matching Tron outfits. [TMZ]
- Lamar Odom‘s crack addiction is so bad… How bad is it?? Lamar Odom’s crack addiction is so bad that even his dealer won’t sell to him anymore. Waka. Waka. [TMZ]
- Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian finds all of this hubbub about her estranged husband’s serious drug problem quite exhausting. [Us]
- Sandra Bullock almost didn’t sign on for Alfonso Cuarón‘s low-orbit thriller Gravity because her private jet crashed this one time, and it was terrifying. [NYT]
- Michelle Pfeiffer finds Hollywood pretty terrifying, saying that whenever she gets on a movie set, she feels “that stress hormone pumping through my veins.” [Express]
- Hey-o! Rupert Grint will finally live up to his sad-face potential by starring in a movie adaptation of Macbeth alongside (spoiler alert) Sean Bean, an actor who’s contractually obligated to die by the sword every time he appears onscreen. [THR]
- John Travolta can speak French because Ron Hubbard’s ghost taught him how. [THR]
- Diana Nyad pees in the ocean, in case you weren’t clear on that. [TMZ]
- Tom Hiddleston is the most unironic, ingenuous person ever, which makes his portrayal of Loki that much more amazing. [The Daily Beast]
- Doug Hutchinson is really “freaked out” that his child bride Courtney Stodden will leave him when she finally becomes an independent woman after Celebrity Big Brother. [Daily Mail]
- Whew, you guys! Outkast‘s Big Boi can enjoy all the sesual positionings now that his torn patellar tendon is fully healed. [TMZ]
- Liza Minnelli is totally on board with Michelle Williams playing Sally Bowles, because Michelle Williams is really Liza Minnelli in disguise. [E!]
- Selena Gomez Instagrammed a picture of herself in a bathrobe because being famous gets so booooooring sometimes. [E!]
- Christina Aguilera doesn’t work out that much because fuck you, Christina Aguilera does whatever the hell she wants. [AP]
- Someone is claiming that Katy Perry is a way bigger pop star that Beyoncé. [The Daily Beast]
- And here is the journalist who told us this:
- And here is where he lived:
- And this is where he was born:
- And now for something completely different: Bruno Mars will maybe, probably headline the Super Bowl Halftime Palooza. [LA Times]
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