An Italian wine maker has developed a line of wines that he claims can determine a person's "true" sexuality. Franco D'Eusanio has created a red wine, a white wine, and a rosé, that each come with a psychological test and a sex questionnaire. (Speaking of rosé, British women are "fuelling a 30 per cent annual rise in sales" of the wine, according to the Telegraph.) He says the wine and questions will help people "look within themselves and discover their true sexual identity." We say that after enough bottles of wine, we're more confused about stuff, but also, a lot less concerned about anything. [UPI, Telegraph]