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An English Teacher Grades Some Choice PornHub Comments

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A teacher was asked to grade the comments used on the PornHub comments on stock photos tumblr. They loved this one above (a solid A), but predictably enough, the results on the more explicit ones after the jump get pretty pedantic.

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For instance, the comment that uses "levels off cum amounts" gets a D. Even if redundant, the poetic nature should be taken into account more. What if it was on purpose? As a good writer, you gotta break the rules sometimes!

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And this one got a C+, but the writer nailed the tone.

Illustration for article titled An English Teacher Grades Some Choice PornHub Comments

For more pics/grades/teacher comments, check out the Daily Dot.

Images via Tumblr.

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michaelmouse
MichaelMouse

Why DO people comment on porn? I suppose with the internet everything is up for discussion, but seriously, I thought most people would just watch porn specifically for one reason.