An Australian douchebag claimed that it wasn't his fault that he kidnapped and raped his victim in 1997 because he was bit by a spider. Um, asshole? You're not Spiderman. In one small sign of hope for us as a species, the jury told him to go fuck himself and convicted him anyway. His sentence for kidnap and rape? 8 years. So, a really small sign. [Yahoo News]

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