We're so glad that a Redditor dad posted his daughter's "unexpected response to a writing assignment about being female":

"We have veginas. We get jobs. We are creative. We have stuff that makes us preanet. We have milk in our bobes. We are smart. We have power."

Amen, sister. If you ever want to blog for Jezebel, let us know. (Seriously?)

[via HyperVocal]