• Amy Winehouse's rep says the pictures of her outside wearing only jeans and a red bra are not shots of her on "an all-night bender." Apparently Amy was sound asleep but had had friends over earlier, heard noises outside and thought they were back. She went outside to look and the photographers snapped away. Do we believe this? [People]
  • Hmmm, but here are pictures of Amy Winehouse at shopping for popsicles and energy drinks at 4:15 a.m., which is totally normal and non-junkie behavior, right? Right? [Daily Mail]
  • Scarlett Johansson is threatening a magazine with legal action over claims that she had plastic or cosmetic surgery on her nose. We've seen these pictures and uh, well, her nose looks different now. But whatevs. [Daily Mail]
  • Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham: "I sleep naked. I'm going to be naked if I'm getting in bed with him [husband David Beckham] every night." [Page Six]
  • Someone actually paid Tara Reid $3,500 to show up at a party? [Page Six]
  • Dave Chappelle broke the record he set in April by performing stand-up for six hours and 12 minutes. Ugh, it's exhausting just thinking about trying to be funny for so long. [Page Six]
  • Child welfare investigators are looking into "multiple child abuse and neglect" allegations in the Britney Spears custody case. Think they'll find any evidence? [USA Today]
  • But Britney claims she doesn't want the social workers looking at court documents regarding her custody battle because she wants to "minimize the chances that unscrupulous journalists will gain unwelcome access to me and the boys." The information could "increase[s] the chances that the actions of the media could threaten the safety of the children," she says. Cuz yeah, the safety of the children is definitely not at risk by, say, their mother. [Page Six]
  • Lindsay Lohan: Back with Stavros Niarchos? [Page Six]
  • Blind item! "Which same-sex, same-network prime-time hotties are fueling rumors that their close friendship is a tryst?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
  • Dennis Quaid is suing Baxter healthcare, makers of the drug Heparin, claiming that confusing packaging led to his newborn twins getting a massive overdose that nearly killed them. [Rush & Molloy]
  • By the by, the Quaid twins have fully recovered and are back at home. [People]
  • Is Avril Lavigne trying to make friends with Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert to fix her image? And is that the stupidest thing you've ever heard? [ Rush & Molloy, 5th item]
  • The Larry King interview with Brad Pitt airs tomorrow — and King totally accused Pitt of being emotionally involved with Angelina while he was married to Jennifer Aniston. Oh no he didn't! [TMZ]
  • Teri Hatcher is being sued by Hydroderm cosmetics, with whom she signed and endorsement deal. The skin care company says she posed for pictures applying a competitor's product. [People]
  • Tori Spelling is going to be in the new NutriSystem ad campaigns, now that she's already told every tabloid who will listen that that's how she lost her baby weight. [E!]
  • Paris Hilton gave Britney Spears good advice??? Apparently the heiress told the pop star to "listen to people who truly are experts in entertainment." She said, "You can't be listening to friends, no matter how good or loyal they are, to tell you how to run your career.'' Will it work? We'll see. [ONTD]
  • A critic's review of Ewan McGregor in Othello: "Lifeless." Snap! Telegraph]