Amy Winehouse is in hot water—sorta—for a home video she made with her husband Blake Incarcerated last year in which she sings some made-up racist lyrics to the tune of "Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes," surrounded by crack pipes, mirrors and other paraphernalia (We say "sorta" because do people really get offended by the things that crazy junkies say?) The footage is obviously from the couple's personal camera, but somehow News of the World got a hold of it. Amy issued an apology—sorta—while standing on her front stoop in front of a throng of paparazzi. Racist song above and apology clip after the jump.

So instead of really focusing on the leaked video, Amy instead talked about how much she wants "lots of children," how Blake is her James Bond, how the new album will all be songs about that bozo, and about how he's gonna be the "best dad." Good Lord.