Amy Winehouse Can Now Be Called Amy Winehorse

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  • Amy Winehouse on smoking heroin: "It's silly, but you just get carried away." Amy and her husband are in rehab at a "secret location" in the U.S. Wouldn't it be amazing if they were at Le Cirque with Lindsay Lohan? [Mirror]
  • Brett Ratner isn't happy because Rush Hour 3 "only" made $50 million at the box office its first weekend... but cost $150 million. [Page Six]
  • Former SNL star Jimmy Fallon, 33 is engaged to Nancy Juvonen, 39, who co-owns Flower Films with Drew Barrymore. It's the first engagement for both. Maybe it's early, but this kind of warms our cold little hearts. [Page SIx]
  • We knew Paris Hilton got paid to party, but this is ridiculous: Insiders say she's shopping her presence on New Year's Eve to clubs — for $500,000. [Page Six]
  • Is Sienna Miller dating another co-star? This time it's supposedly Matthew Rhys, from hew new film Edge Of Love. But we thought she was with Diddy! [Page Six]
  • Famous for nothing Kim Kardashian says her butt and boobs are real but she's "not against plastic surgery." Whatever. [Page Six]
  • More rumblings that Britney Spears will do a "surprise" performance at the MTV Awards. We're setting the TiVo now!!! [Rush & Molloy, 2nd item]
  • The President's personal secretary didn't recognize David Beckham while he was touring the White House. What, like she has something better to do than follow Posh & Becks? [Rush & Molloy, 3rd item]
  • September Vogue has arrived, at 840 pages. The documentary detailing its conception is due next year. The documentary is called War Room. No, this is not a joke. [Rush & Molloy, 4th item]
  • Michael Jackson is being sued by former lawyers. Did you almost sort of forget he existed? [TMZ]
  • Lindsay Lohan is being sued by one of the women in the car she was chasing the night she was arrested. The lady's traumatized, you guys! [TMZ]
  • Britney's former assistant, Shannon Funk, and her "manny" Daimon Shippen, have been subpoenaed by Kevin Federline. This custody battle is gonna get ugly, y'all! [People]
  • Does Nicole Richie want to get married as soon as possible so that she doesn't look hugely pregs in her white dress? Huge, LOL. Also, white. Hilarious. [E!]
  • This is an actual headline: South Carolina Inmate Hits Michael Vick With $63,000,000,000 Billion Dollar' Lawsuit Alleging Al Qaeda Ties WTF? [Fox News]
  • Lily Allen has a Homer Simpson tattoo! Something she will never, ever regret, surely. D'oh! [The Sun]



"Silly" as in silly, crazy, fun!

Except the part about the detox sweats, the mindblowing cramps your body produces as the heroin makes its way through your system, and the total psycho personality traits it leaves behind.

Oh, that Amy - she knows how to have fun!