Amy Schumer Leaves Long Island Waiter a Massive Tip

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Beloved lady comedian Amy Schumer recently set out to eat some clams in Long Island and found herself at Peter’s Clam Bar. According to Page Six, Schumer got into an “engaging, animated conversation with her server, Ryan.” Ryan, it seems, isn’t just your average clam server; no, he is a college student as well. A college student who is “working two jobs to fund his education.” Schumer was apparently impressed enough to leave Ryan a sizeable tip, Page Six says the comedian’s tab came to $49, but she left a $500 tip. [Page Six]


Here’s a couple that got married at a Taylor Swift concert. “If you know anything about me, it’s probably how I have been obsessed with Taylor since I first heard her in 2006. Chris has been very supportive and could even put most girls to shame going word for word on any of her albums (including deluxe editions),” the bride wrote on Instagram. The couple were married in the parking lot of Lincoln Financial Field and then wore their wedding finery into the concert. Swift was nice enough to hug them. Follow your bliss, everyone. [E!]

Keri Hilson sent a few tweets in support of Rachel Dolezal. “Let’s just all thank #RachelDolezal. Identity, pathological, & parental issues aside, she’s doing more than most of us do for ourselves,” the singer tweeted on Friday. After a few followers asked her if she really wanted to stand by Dolezal, Hilson (kinda?) did a bit of backtracking. [People]


  • Kevin Spacey will receive an honorary knighthood from Queen Elizabeth. Hopefully he accepts it with that ridiculous Southern accent he has on House of Cards. [NYDN]
  • Amy Poehler and Will Ferrell are making a movie together. [THR]
  • John Stamos is “home and well” after his DUI on Friday. [People]
  • Lark Voorhies’ new husband says his criminal record has been blown out of proportion. He’s also helping Voorhies record a new album. [E!]
  • Questlove was very emotional at a screening of the Amy Winehouse documentary. “It was too much to take,” he said. “I would have preferred to watch in private.” [Page Six]
  • Will and Kate have hired a new housekeeper. It’s almost like royalty exist in another time and plane of monied existence. [Us Weekly]
  • Tyra Banks and Chrissy Teigen aren’t feuding and like each other a lot. [E!]
  • Monica Lewis, the voice of Chiquita Banana, passed away on Friday. She was 93. [AP]

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In other news, I left Direct Student Loans a really big tip this morning. Got a check for my birthday - made an extra payment. According to their interest calculator, I just saved myself like ... $50 over ten years. WHERE’S MY DIRTBAG BULLET POINT?