Ugh. UGH. I just can't with the new opening titles for American Horror Story: Coven. Except for when I say "I can't," what I really mean is I CAN and I WILL because so far nothing has suggested that this season will be anything besides amazing.
You have to give it to them: AHS has always succeeded in making their opening titles utterly repulsive in every single way.
DISCUSSION
HOLY SHIT. those credits always force me to remind myself that i am an adult and it is not acceptable to pee my pants. also i threatened to break up with my manfriend once because he set the theme song as his alarm and i woke up with the most terror in my heart WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT