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Last night, the 66th annual Emmy Awards took place in Los Angeles. On the red carpet, there were a variety of sartorial approaches: some went minimalistic and understated; some were sequin-encrusted; others wore voluminous gowns. At least one look made me exclaim so loudly in confusion that my pet bunny fell over.

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Kerry Washington wore an orange silk Prada gown with beaded detailing; it was a daring and interesting choice, and I do think she pulled it off well, but her hair and makeup weren't really helping.

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January Jones went for a more traditionally glamorous look in a voluminous Prabal Gurung dress, which she saved from being too traditionally glamorous with her edgy shoe choice.

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Julia Roberts was one of the few women to choose a short dress; here she is in navy Elie Saab with oversize beading.

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Sofia Vergara wore a structured Roberto Cavalli gown with minimalistic art deco vibes. As per usual, she looked stunning.

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Here is the lovely Christina Hendricks looking very romantic and regal in a draped Marchesa dress with gold leaf embroidery. She looks excelent in it, but I feel like the gold accessories — earrings especially — are overwhelming.

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Jessica Paré was relatively understated in a Lanvin LBD with a beaded bodice + a sleek updo. This look is a lil' boring for me — I think she and Christina Hendricks need to swap jewelry amounts.

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Hayden Panettiere was absolutely radiant in Lorena Sarbu. I am in love with her dress, and her hairstyle is perfect. This is what Galadriel would wear to da club, probably.

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Laverne Cox wore a formal cape, a garment which has been tragically absent from the red carpet lately. Her dress is Marc Bouwer, and she looks like an ethereal priestess in it.

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Taylor Schilling also did an art deco-inspired thing in Zuhair Murad. The dress is gorgeous, but of all the things she's wearing, I'm most into the ear cuff.

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Uzo Aduba was stunning in a frothy, glamorous red strapless gown. She always looks absolutely incredible at awards shows.

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In more frothy garb worn by Orange Is The New Black cast members: here we have Laura Prepon in an exceptionally ornate emerald and teal dress. She wisely kept it simple on the hair and makeup front. This is a lot of ruffle.

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More glitter: Amy Poehler looked like a damn goddess in Theia.

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And Kristen Wiig was all simple and chic in Vera Wang.

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Julia Louis-Dreyfus looked great in a custom red halter dress by Carolina Herrera; the patent leather straps and belt are v. cool.

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Sarah Silverman looked extremely elegant in a belted Marni gown with a plunging neckline. She accessorized with a golden vape-holder.

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Lena Dunham (with Jack Antonoff) wore a very noteworthy dress by Giambattista Valli. I honestly think I wouldn't have a problem with the skirt — she wears it well! — if it were attached to any other type of top; this whole ~business casual on top, tulle-pile on the bottom~ thing isn't working for me. (Here's the dress on the runway, by the way; as you can see, the ombre originally went the other way.)

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Allison Williams also wore Giambattista Valli, but her dress was a lot more understated. This may be one of my favorite looks of the night — it's so elegant without being cloying or overwhelming.

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Another of my favorite looks: Michelle Dockery in Rosie Assoulin. I love the color scheme and the petal-like bodice.

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Aaaaaand another favorite: Lizzy Caplan looks divine in Donna Karan Atelier. It's a perfect meeting of classic and modern, and she wears it perfectly.

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Lena Headey opted for an asymmetrical black dress by Rubin Singer.

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Natalie Dormer wore a form-fitting color-blocked dress, which I'm not crazy about, but her hair looks very glorious.

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Sarah Paulson dressed like a goth loofa (in Giorgio Armani). It is definitely a look.

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Of all the red gowns worn tonight, Claire Danes' Givenchy one is my least favorite. It's black on the runway, which I would have preferred — in color, it feels overwhelming to me with all the lace and the cut-outs the bejeweled neckline.

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Zooey Deschanel, in fuchsia Oscar de la Renta, was so cheerful. Giggling, wearing an enormous diamond, etc.

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Melissa McCarthy wore custom black Marchesa like a beautiful enchantress.

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I really liked Kate Mara in this intricate J. Mendel getup — the contrast between the starkness of the geometric embellishments and the loose layers in the bodice really appeals to me.

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Sarah Hyland looked incredible in Christian Siriano, and goddess bless her for wearing a formal crop top (never die out, formal crop top trend, please). I would be remiss not to mention how great her brows look.

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Some of your OITNB favs: Danielle Brooks looked lovely in white with a conceptual lace neckline, and Taryn Manning dazzled in gold.

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Lea DeLaria had sooo much fun in a simple tuxedo; Adrienne C. Moore kept it relatively simple as well in a glamorous black gown.

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Some beautiful, bold looks: I love Teyonah Parris' color scheme and her massive skirt; Heidi Klum looked sleek and fresh in Zac Posen; Samira Wiley's bright gown is impeccable, and I love the mermaid skirt on her.

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In understated gloriousness: Kiernan Shipka in an embellished tea-length skirt by Antonio Berardi; Michelle Monaghan keeping it very simple and chic in Giambattista Valli; Julianna Margulies looking very sultry in Narciso Rodriguez.

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Prints: Taissa Farmiga mixing an impressionistic print with lace, to interseting effect; Julie Bowen in flowing Peter Som, feat. an amazing neckline; Ariel Winter with the tiniest bit of Red Carpet Midriff.

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Edie Falco looked stunning in blue; Vanessa Williams slayed in slinky green; Kate Walsh mixed bright yellow with a peplum and a train.

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In jewel toned ball gowns, we have Allison Tolman in emerald and Mayim Bialik and Keke Palmer in sapphire.

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More blue: Melissa Rauch in an elegant strapless dress; Anna Gunn in Jenny Packham, Kate Mulgrew looking like the queen of the entire damn universe.

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Seeing red(ish): Lisa Rinna in a fairly simple number, Game of Thrones' Sibel Kekilli looking very ethereal with her flowing sleeves and gold belt, and Mindy Kaling killing it in Kenzo.

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More shades of red: Minnie Driver in hot pink with metallic accents; Octavia Spencer swathed in glamor; Kaley Cuoco looking a bit princess-y.

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Allison Janney wore an incredible velvet dress; Betsy Brandt opted for florals; Cat Deeley chose an ombre Burberry gown.

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Some gorgeous, simple looks: Alexandra Daddario shimmering in champagne, Padma Lakshmi stunning in a white sheath dress, and Lucy Liu in delicately-draped Zac Posen.

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Dasha Polanco looked exquisite in a pastel gown; Katherine Heigel wore a bathrobe-lookin' thing, and Downton Abbey's Joanne Froggatt looked almost bridal.

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Beauteous womyn in white dresses with empire waists: Retta in lace, Angela Basset effusing chicness effortlessly, and Kristen Schaal channeling Marilyn Monroe.

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Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt, a very cute couple, were there as well; he wore a tuxedo and she an embellished magenta dress.

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More couples (or just groups of two, I guess): Seth Meyers and Alexi Ashe, Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves.

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Jimmy Kimmel and Molly McNearney, Aaron Paul and Lauren Parsekian, Adam Levine and Behati Prinsloo. Look at him in those stupid sunglasses.

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Some men! In suits! Here we have Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, Peter Dinklage and Chiwetel Ejiofor.

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Aaaand Tony Hale, Kevin Spacey and Ashleigh Banfield and Jeff Daniels.

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Sending you out on a high note — here's Kit Harington trying out a variety of facial expressions.

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