All Points West: At Which Mischa Barton Wears A Truly Indescribable Dress

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I have never been so glad not to have been at an event as I was looking at "Arizona Beverages & Music Unites All Points West" celebration at NYC's The Cooper Square Hotel. Five words: models, indie rockers, scenesters, hell.

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This event kinda felt like some kind of hideous Nero-fiddling end of days scenario worthy of Hieronymous Bosch. (And yes, that's mixing metaphors.) I mean, wouldn't Daisy Lowe's cut-offs have been bad enough in their long incarnation?


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Everyone knows Adam Green is whimsical. But just in case you didn't, here he is making deer antlers while wearing skin-tight sky-blue skinny jeans and a pair of pointy-toed Oxfords.


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Even Karolina Kurkova has adopted the "hellish" dress code: she apparently skinned Snuffaluffagus to make her coat.


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Richie Rich, at least, is true to "sinister mime" form.


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Micah Jesse says "fuck you" to L.A. but he's saying "Peace" to L.A., too. I'm confused.


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Look, I like Peter, Bjorn and John too, but is Michelle Edgar weirded out by Peter Moren's sweaty shirt? And is he weirded out by the fact that he shares a name with one of the founders of the Catholic Worker? Not that I'm saying he should be.


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Aaaaaand...here it is. Mischa Barton's DIY Spider Woman.


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I thought you needed to see that again.


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BlondeGoddess
BlondeGoddess

Mischa Barton looks very fresh faced without her usual 'smokey eyes' makeup. But I cannot help but wonder: is this where you want to go to when you've just been released from a lockdown in a psych ward?