Airport Security Supervisor Fired for Cock Shot Email Blast

You know the drill: one minute you’re trying to email a picture of your penis to loved one or paramour; the next, you’re fired because you accidentally sent that photo to a bunch of coworkers.

In a story relayed EXCLUSIVELY to the New York Post, a security supervisor at John F. Kennedy International Airport named Gerard Robson meant to send some work-appropriate photos to his boss from his “company-issued Blackberry” regarding a car accident they needed to handle. Things went awry, however, when the following occurred:

“…Robson somehow attached another snapshot stored on the cellphone — showing him inside a car, ‘waist down, naked penis out, belly and all,’ according to one source.”

BELLY AND ALL.

Robson tried to fix his mistake, attempting to delete the photo from computers and cell phones before people saw it (I’m picturing him going up to people being like, “Hey, hold up, can I just use your cell phone really quick…?” as they all give him confused glances). When that didn’t work, he emailed a heartfelt apology, but was still fired. The Post got the EXCLUSIVE story from an embittered former security guard who was not pleased with Robson for firing him after he leaked some stuff about security guards sleeping on the job for another Post EXCLUSIVE last month

How is there not a version of Law and Order or CSI devoted specifically to the sending of accidental dick pics?

JFK Airport security supervisor axed after accidentally sending XXX photo of his genitals in mass email blast [NYPOST]