Airline Plays Santa; I Sob With the Joy of Christmas Spirit

I know this is a cheesy marketing move meant to capitalize on my uterus (where I store my emotions! and candy! and seven remaining eggs!), but I DON’T CARE I LOVE IT SO MUCH.

Airline West Jet gave everyone presents and one dude got socks and underwear. While this sweet schmo asked for something practical, a child got an Android tablet and a family got a giant-ass TV. Hope those socks kept you warm! The true meaning of Christmas is FREE SHIT and YOU LOSE. (I drive away in a Jeep Grand Cherokee with a bumper sticker that says “He who dies with the most toys wins”)