After, the One Direction erotic fan fic with lines like "Just because I messed around with you doesn't mean I want anything to so with you, yet here you are leaving your boyfriend who can actually stand to be around you to come here and try to help me" (that's Harry talking, btw) has sold to Simon & Schuster's Gallery Books for a mid six figures. We're all thinking about quitting our jobs to write fan fiction now, right?