After 72 Days Of Marriage, Kim Kardashian To Finally File For Divorce

America’s most profitable newlyweds, sex-tape-maker-cum-reality-star Kim Kardashian and her blushing groom, New Jersey Nets giant Kris Humphries, are reportedly done. Finished. Over. Dunzo. Love is dead; god may be as well. According to TMZ, Kim is filing for divorce, citing “irreconcilable differences,” and the official date of separation is today, October 31. They’ve been married for 72 magical days, and TMZ estimates that their wedding cost as much as $10 million; that’s $138,888 for each day of wedded bliss.

Also, TMZ reported this at 8:50 AM PDT which, we’re guessing, is less than an hour after the LA courts opened. The Kardashian PR machine is nothing if not disgustingly efficient.